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Definitions by Buffalo Johnson
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1.
A person
who is an
asshole
2.
A big dick
Kid 1: That is the
dumbest
shirt
I've ever seen!
Kid 2: Stop being such
a Johnson
!
Johnson
by
Buffalo Johnson
September 17, 2012
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