Definitions by Bubert Samson
Lover's Cramp
The uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, seizing up of the muscles in the hand and forearm caused by excessive stimulation of another's or one's own genitals, normally from rubbing, stroking, or fingering.
"Man, I spent so long fingering my girl last night that I've developed Lover's Cramp"
"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"
"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"
Lover's Cramp by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013
Gigolo Pattern Baldness
When a man with prolific body hair shaves his pubes, and only his pubes leaving a hairless patch localized around his genitalia whilst remaining otherwise hirsute.
Gigolo Pattern Baldness by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013