2 definition by Bubba House

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To eat or drink something extremely fast.
Emmanuel just schlocked the entire buford. Talan just shclocked a four-loko in one shot.
by Bubba House September 03, 2019

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To devour a food or drink at an unusually high speed specifically when it's due to an uncontrollable impulse.
After abstaining from fast food for a full week, Emanuel can resist no longer as he schloked down a buford in two bites.
by Bubba House September 04, 2019

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