elderjenkins200

the sexiest man alive but he has a really tiny penis. They are super gay, likes being choked, and eats earwax for breakfast

Goddamn elderjenkins200 is so sexy

by Bubba Gollan September 09, 2020

Brandon Hoffman

A tiny male species that has a lack of ligaments on his hand and feet. Usually this species has a love of rapping/singing in xbox parties just to torment his friends, making them want to commit mass genocide.

Stop singing, you’re acting like a real Brandon Hoffman right now

by Bubba Gollan September 16, 2021