Bryan Reier's definitions

Pokepwned

To be completely destroyed in a Pokemon battle either by continuous critical hits and type advantage, or by brute strength.

I was inexperienced when I battled the Elite Four, and they POKEPWNED me!

by Bryan Reier September 3, 2005

Schiavo

(v) to Schiavo - to manually turn off the computer by pulling the plug rather than going through the shutdown process.

Poncho: Hey, Bryan, the computer froze and I can't figure out how to fix it.
Bryan: Looks like you'll have to Schiavo it.

by Bryan Reier September 22, 2005