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Brian is the most gay motha fucka ever! He has a 2.3 millimeter pp with tiny ass ears. And from afar he might look like James Charles cuz he looks so fucking gay. Can never get a girlfriend and looks like a fucking twig with no meat on his bones. Barely even has any finger nails . And he always tries so hard to smash some pus but never gets even close. and has only 3 FUCKING PUBES! Uses a strap on to fuck !!! But he never gets to use it because he can never smash pussy. Plus he’s really tall so his feet are a size 15 so he looks so ugly. Just imagine a tall clown is on meth, cocaine, heroin, and never EVER takes a shower. And I heard he fucks washing machines on a daily basis
by Bryan’s Dad May 13, 2019
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