Bruce Bo's definitions

Seattle Wave

When someone moves to the Seattle area and waves at a local and is met with a blank stare, a look away and/or a frown.

Dude 1: Jim C. was caught unawares the other day while out jogging through his new neighborhood shortly after moving to Seattle.
Dude 2: Why, what happened?
Dude 1: He waved at one of his neighbors but they returned a blank stare and looked away.

Dude 2: Oh, he got the Seattle Wave.

by Bruce Bo March 28, 2020

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.

Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019