The insects produced after you have gone at your girlfriend with salami, pepperoni, etc. and she has failed to clean house correctly.
A term of endearment used to describe my best friends.
There was this chick I knew in school, nicknamed brown trout, guess why - when she forgot to clean out, she got cunt maggots!
Matthew is always such a superdouche, but on occasion, he's able to reach the level of cunt maggotry.