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xanga

A place for people who are despised by the majority of those who know them to further enhance their reputation as being completely worthless to society. A typical xanga page will contain one or more of the following :

a) diary entry for every single fucking day of the year
b) emotional outburts about problems that are usually only cause concern to 1st graders.
c) post pictures of themselves, confirming the suspicion that they are in fact ugly ( as 99% of xanga users are)
d) post comments on their "friends" pages, since obviously actually talking them would be too normal.

a) so today i got up and had breakfast...then i liek had a shower ( water was lukewarm) ...then liek i watched my the o.c. dvd collection for the 32nd time..OMG Seth is so hooot. Then i went to the mall and bought my 7th pair of faded jeans...then i came back home and for liek dinner we had liek roast chicken. Oh I fRgOt ItS CoOl To TyPe LiEk ThIs.
b)OMG LIEK TODAY I GOT ON THE BUS AND THIS KID DIDNT SAY HI TO ME!!!! LIEK WHT IS HIS PROBLEM SOME PEOPLE ARE SUCH JERKS ! ( dashboard rules) AND THEN LIEK MY DAD GOT MAD AT ME FOR GETTING AN F IN GEOGRAPHY, LIEK I HATE MY LIFE, NO-ONE HAS A WORSE LIFE THAN ME.
c)here are more pictures that will no doubt make you want to kill me twice, with a rusty spoon.
d) OMG I GOT A COMMENT *orgasm*

by Brown May 6, 2005