Definitions by Broken Bill
Doo Doo Leg
(noun):
When you’re pretty sure you shit yourself, but not sure enough to go home yet, and you haven’t made it to a bathroom to confirm. Now you’re walking stiff, half-clenched, praying gravity doesn’t finish what your ass started.
When you’re pretty sure you shit yourself, but not sure enough to go home yet, and you haven’t made it to a bathroom to confirm. Now you’re walking stiff, half-clenched, praying gravity doesn’t finish what your ass started.
“Why’s he limping?”
“Looks like Doo Doo Leg. Something slipped out and he’s still awaiting confirmation.”
“That guy was fine this morning… now he’s waddling like a penguin. Might be Doo Doo Leg.”
“Looks like Doo Doo Leg. Something slipped out and he’s still awaiting confirmation.”
“That guy was fine this morning… now he’s waddling like a penguin. Might be Doo Doo Leg.”
Doo Doo Leg by Broken Bill January 10, 2026