Definitions by Bro-seph Sebastian Bach

How long's a string

A mind boggling statement to which no man can come back with any reasonable response. The only known response is Touche.

Guy: ....and I never when scuba diving with my pants off again. Anyway, how long you been living here?

Other Guy: Well...how long's a string?

How long's a string by Bro-seph Sebastian Bach June 22, 2010