Definitions by Brittany-Anne Jeanne Baptiste

Columbus

Some dude who fucked a manatee because it looked hot enough for him to fuck

Person 1: my own son just fucked a manatee. Man I’m a disappointment.

Person 2: lol not my child not my problem. Your kid just pulled a Columbus.

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Some dude who fucked a walrus and got stds from it.

Person 1: My son just pulled a Columbus.

Person 2: Lol not my child bye

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