British swingmeister's definitions

bar tail

The easy chick at the bar.

"I'm taking you out tonight, dude. No more of this suckfuck. Give the Dirt Devil a rest. No, we're scoring some bar tail."

by British swingmeister January 20, 2009

nymphsturbate

To repeatedly and uncontrollably masturbate.

"Dude, I can't talk. I'm getting ready to nymphsturbate to "Gutter Sluts 5."

by British swingmeister January 20, 2009