British swingmeister's definitions

nymphsturbate

To repeatedly and uncontrollably masturbate.

"Dude, I can't talk. I'm getting ready to nymphsturbate to "Gutter Sluts 5."

by British swingmeister January 20, 2009

bar tail

The easy chick at the bar.

"I'm taking you out tonight, dude. No more of this suckfuck. Give the Dirt Devil a rest. No, we're scoring some bar tail."

by British swingmeister January 20, 2009