Definitions by British Black Cocks

introverted gemini 

Noun:
A very social friend who could pass off as completely extroverted when, but clams up when confronted by strangers or any situation that involves unknown people.

(Surrounded by friends)
Tim: Ayyyy les go dis party bout to be littttttttttttt!
(Surrounded by random people)
Tim: H-hi my name is T-Tim ummm... (I'm such an introverted gemini)

introverted gemini by British Black Cocks June 17, 2017

we need to talk 

A word that is almost always followed up with shit, fuck, how did you know, and I think we should break up/get a divorce.

Usually used by girlfriends to break up or wives to complain about how Becky flipped her off in work.

Situation 1: Vivian: We need to talk
Daniel: (sighs inside) I think we should break up.
Vivian: What'd I do?
Daniel: Have sex with my best friend and tell me about it

Situation 2: Marcia: We need to talk.
Richard: (inside mind): FUCK (out loud): SHIT

we need to talk by British Black Cocks March 23, 2017

asslicker 

1) A fucker who thinks that they're worth a dime but really are just a worthless puppet.
2) A stud who can fuck your ass like a dick but has that in your mouth.

1) Guy 1: Man, I'm getting paid to show up to meetings and fuck up the entire thing!
Guy 2: Oh, your just Bob's asslicker then.
2) Oh Johnny, you're such an asslicker!

asslicker by British Black Cocks January 25, 2017