Brian Washington's definitions

courtesy stitches

This is a procedure that is done at the woman's or man's request after the woman has given birth. Giving birth literally tears the vagina to shreds. The courtesy stitch is a courtesy FOR THE GUY so that he can enjoy having sex with a woman whose vagina is not 8 inches in diameter.

Bob agreed to have children only is Margaret agreed to have courtesy stitches after birth.

by Brian Washington October 19, 2006