Brian Lambert's definitions

bonertights

Getting an erection while wearing tights or a leotard.

Better not pop a boner in 'em tights!

Tim! Nice bonertights you got there!

by Brian Lambert December 12, 2005

foht

1.To release gas from the rectum with great festivity, accompanied by a brutal smell and a lot of laughing.

2.To fart with great inensity and power

Hey Tim, why you foht?

You all smell that foht?

by Brian Lambert December 8, 2005