Brian J Brown's definitions

batting practice

After ridding of a kidney stone, trying to whack it with your wang before it falls to the floor or toilet bowl.

Dad and I both took batting practice today, but Dad stayed home.

by Brian J Brown December 28, 2005

quota

When one is at a party and must make out with a predetermined number of females.

did you meet your quota ryan?
no, I'm a loser

by Brian J Brown December 28, 2005