Definitions by Brian Blake

retard bomb 

A phrase used by US Air Force Training Instructors. Retard bombs explode in wall lockers, making the entire inside look like a bag of smashed ass.

"What the piss, trainee? It looks like a retard bomb went off in this locker!"

retard bomb by Brian Blake October 27, 2006

gof

The Almighty. One who smites bitches.

We pray to thee, holy Jebus and Almighty Gof, that you VANQUISH my enemies.

gof by Brian Blake November 14, 2004

Buttninja 

Asian buttpirates

AGH! The buttninja are attacking! COVER YOUR ASS!

Buttninja by Brian Blake December 10, 2003

Code Rainbow 

Goes hand in hand with the homometer. When the homometer reaches epic proportions, a Code Rainbow is announced.

Upon announcing a Code Rainbow, all straight males must cover their asses and run.

"Homometer rising, sir! CODE RAINBOW!! CODE RAINBOW!!!"

Code Rainbow by Brian Blake December 9, 2003

homometer 

measure of gayness in a situation or person

He walked in and the homometer jumped

homometer by Brian blake November 18, 2003