Definitions by Brendan Preemdarts

Goomba 

A worthless piece of shit person, only good for getting stomped on / kicked or hit with shit.

"Yeah, you're friends a useless fucking goomba who keeps dodging his child support payments."

Goomba by Brendan Preemdarts June 16, 2025

Cooked

The act of turning yourself into a potato from drug use.

Guy #1: Trevor used to he a great guy before he started smoking meth. The guy walks down the street talking to himself speaking Jibberish.
Guy #2: Yeah he's pretty fucking cooked.

Cooked by Brendan Preemdarts June 18, 2022