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Doodlerameter; An invisible, self setting, meter device inside the brain that is turned on automatically when the task at hand seems undesirable or too much work. The doodlerameter allows you to screw off for unlimited amounts of time. To activate...have thoughts of resisting undesirable tasks.
by Breath of fresh air April 16, 2017
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"He's a nice guy but he's a snarkaleptic".
by Breath of fresh air July 18, 2016
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