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Opening day of Shopping

Where all the women go on insane long shopping sprees followed by a night of excess alcohol, because their husbands are gone for opening day of gun season.
Sarah: Betty, its the opening day of shopping this weekend!

Betty: Ill grab his credit cards!
by brandon2k9 November 5, 2009
mugGet the Opening day of Shoppingmug.

Waistband Trampoline

A technique used by men to remove excess pee from their penis after urinating in a urinal. The male bounces his penis up and down on his waistband a few times before he zips up, preventing underwear dribble.
I bounced my dick on my waistband trampoline a few times before leaving the urinal so I wouldn’t get piss pants.
by Brandon2k9 February 9, 2018
mugGet the Waistband Trampolinemug.

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