Brandon Lawson's definitions

pop tart pussy

when a girls vagina has such a distinct smell, that in the morning, after a long night of finger-bangin', when going to eat a pop-tart you are overwhelmed by the smell of that pussy.

Jesus finger-fucking Christ that girl from last night got that pop tart pussy

by Brandon Lawson February 3, 2007

clitoral tweakage

when you are driving on a two lane highway, and the two cars in front of you are going at or above the speed limit, therefore not allowing you to pass. Also known as 'playing with my vagina' or 'thumping my twat'

I don't have time for this clitoral tweakage. I'm already late for an important meeting.

by Brandon Lawson February 10, 2007