2 definitions by Brandon L.

c-bag

One meaning for the abbreviation C-Bag is Cock Bag. A cock bag is a low quality human being who is extremely cocky. Another symptom of this commonplace condition is the culprit’s own psuedo-belief in the idea that they are the one and only shit. A C-Bag will continue to claim they're right long after you've proved them wrong, no matter how concrete the evidence against them is. Theoretically, a C-bag could be anyone who expresses an opinion different than your own in an arrogant fashion.

That kid in the import with his collar popped is a c-bag.

by Brandon L. April 11, 2006

patchouli

A fragrance that is best when blended with other scents, not as a cover for a personality. Below is a joke I came up with when this hippie yelled a lot of random statements and then left the room. Anyone is free to repeat this joke.

"What a waste of patchouli."

by Brandon L. February 3, 2006