Brains trust's definitions

Kumaraswamy

The ability to sit quietly in one place going virtually unnoticed for days at a time. Kumaraswamy became a big hit during both major world wars but more recently in boring office jobs across the globe. The silence/peace is only distrurbed to deflect unwanted attention with nothing statements such as "Were you involved in this conversation?".

Guy 1: What's with that guy in the corner?
Guy 2: What guy?
Guy 1: That one that keeps staring at me...

Guy 2: Ohhhh I've heard of this... he must be implementing the kumaraswamy technique.

by Brains trust September 6, 2013