Kumaraswamy

The ability to sit quietly in one place going virtually unnoticed for days at a time. Kumaraswamy became a big hit during both major world wars but more recently in boring office jobs across the globe. The silence/peace is only distrurbed to deflect unwanted attention with nothing statements such as "Were you involved in this conversation?".

Guy 1: What's with that guy in the corner?
Guy 2: What guy?
Guy 1: That one that keeps staring at me...

Guy 2: Ohhhh I've heard of this... he must be implementing the kumaraswamy technique.

by Brains trust September 6, 2013

kumarasamy

Owner of a vegeratian restaurant chain. His restaurants are usually famous for the way they cook brocolli

Kumarasamy's Punjai Restaraunt in Mumbai has 2 michellin stars

by Jamal_Malik_123 February 3, 2017

kumarswamy

The god of sex. We can call him Christopher as his nickname. He has high libido

He is the great kumarswamy

by Nkaf November 22, 2021