Kumaraswamy

The ability to sit quietly in one place going virtually unnoticed for days at a time. Kumaraswamy became a big hit during both major world wars but more recently in boring office jobs across the globe. The silence/peace is only distrurbed to deflect unwanted attention with nothing statements such as "Were you involved in this conversation?".

Guy 1: What's with that guy in the corner?
Guy 2: What guy?
Guy 1: That one that keeps staring at me...

Guy 2: Ohhhh I've heard of this... he must be implementing the kumaraswamy technique.

Kumaraswamy by Brains trust September 6, 2013

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kumarasamy

Owner of a vegeratian restaurant chain. His restaurants are usually famous for the way they cook brocolli

Kumarasamy's Punjai Restaraunt in Mumbai has 2 michellin stars

kumarasamy by Jamal_Malik_123 February 3, 2017

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kumarswamy

The god of sex. We can call him Christopher as his nickname. He has high libido

He is the great kumarswamy

kumarswamy by Nkaf November 22, 2021

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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