spazwold

as in spastic someone who has the brain power of a dead rubber plant. Also someone who should have been DESTROYED at birth.
You are such a spazwold.
by Braddles February 06, 2004
mugGet the spazwoldmug.

dickhead paralysis

occurs when you are surrounded by a dickhead.
eg. ahh i cant think right now, ive got dickhead paralysis. it only happens when im around dickhead's
by braddles April 12, 2014
mugGet the dickhead paralysismug.