Definitions by Bozo Theclown

Lions Suck 

The Detroit Lions. Any Year. Regardless of how well they seem to be performing this (any) season.

Unrealistic/Fair Weather Fan: The Lions are winning!

Realistic Fan: The Lions suck. They've sucked for the last 50 years and will always suck. Don't worry, they will save Defeat from the jaws of Victory.

Lions Suck by Bozo Theclown January 8, 2012