Definitions by Bouffy Quimbi

Pork Joust 

1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.

2. The act of being gay.

3. The act of slapping someone with your dick

Bill and Ted are going on a pork joust tommorow.

What a bunch of pork jousters.

Pork Joust by Bouffy Quimbi January 19, 2013