5 definitions by Bottoms Up!
It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
by Bottoms Up! July 19, 2020
It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
by Bottoms Up! July 19, 2020
When a friend shares with you (what he considers) sound advice, a fun activity, or deal. However, the end result turns out to be the exact opposite.
Friend: "Let's go to this expensive restaurant where there's a special right now. I have a coupon and it will only cost you $50 each!"
End result from friend: "I couldn't find the coupon, but let's order this expensive wine. What? The deal is over? Oh, looks like it's going to be $150 each. Isn't this awesome!!"
Everyone else: "Shit! We just got Fycked!!!!"
End result from friend: "I couldn't find the coupon, but let's order this expensive wine. What? The deal is over? Oh, looks like it's going to be $150 each. Isn't this awesome!!"
Everyone else: "Shit! We just got Fycked!!!!"
by Bottoms Up! November 21, 2012
When Bradford is eating out his girlfriend Summer in the book "Squish the Fish: A Tale of Dating and Debauchery" it's her time of the month and she gives him an unexpected surprise. Something worse than a fart in the face.
In a daze, he wipes the red fluid off his chin with the back of his hand and thinks, "Bloody hell! She period queefed on me!"
by Bottoms Up! February 18, 2018
A pompous ass that proclaims he can do something, which far exceeds any capabilities he really has. This usually occurs in a person who has an inflated ego and has been drinking heavily. When he attempts to backup his talk, he fails miserably and is a complete embarrassment.
Oh, you need someone on your team for beach volleyball? The rest of these guys suck. I could've been on the Olympic team if I wanted, so it's pretty obvious that you should choose me. I'm your "Best Option"!
by Bottoms Up! February 6, 2010