Definitions by Boss miatch

Cactus Nipples 

When a girl's nipples are so hairy, sucking on them is like sucking on cactus

girl: ya baby, suck deez nipples!
boy: damn girl, you got'em cactus nipples. Here, call this number THEN hmu *hands over waxing spa card"

Cactus Nipples by Boss miatch April 9, 2020