1 definition by Bootyhole poppin
overall shitty town that poses as "the place to live" on the south side of Chicago, but is really just a separation of east and west. East of LaGrange Road is shitty and run down, with old and shitty houses and stores, crime, drugs, and foreigners. Now don't get me wrong, west of LaGrange Road isn't that much better, but over there you'll find the roads to be filled with luxury cars, the streets to be lined with 500k+ new homes, and the homes to be filled with wealthy families. On both east and west sides, expect to find drugs and crime. The Orland square mall is nice, but attracts more crime to the east neighborhoods. In Orland, all four of the public elementary schools are decent. The public junior highs aren't even that good, Century has the west-end snobby rich kids, Orland Junior high has a bunch of kids acting like whores, and Jerling has a bunch of students doing drugs, and Sandburg is decent, and is very "diverse". Lincoln-way is another high school some orland kids might go to, and that is pretty decent as well. The Catholic schools St. Michael and Cardinal Bernadine are good academically, but the students are pretty snobby. My point is none of these schools (especially the public ones) aren't very good, they're all just decent. Perhaps the reason Orland is deemed as affluent, is because of the west side, but it is far from "perfect" It is really just a decent place to live, there are much better places to live in Illinois.
Non-Orlander "doesn't Orland Park just have forest preserves and the mall?"
Orlander "Oh, you forgot the drugs, the crime, the rich kids, and the endless construction."
Orlander "Oh, you forgot the drugs, the crime, the rich kids, and the endless construction."
by Bootyhole poppin July 15, 2016