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Barnacle

A crass word used as a profanity in everyday lingo. Also Anna obscure sea creature that latches on ships and boats.

Kyle: Did you hear what Matilda said?
Luke: Yes, it was a load of barnacles

Kyle: True that

Laquisha: Why were you in the bathroom so long?
Tyrone: I was dingling!
Laquisha: Oh my bad, sorry!