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Definitions by Boopqueen

Boopsida 

A joyful, incurable condition characterized by the irresistible urge to gently tap (aka “boop”) the cold, wet nose of an animal — most commonly cats and dogs. Boopsida knows no bounds of age, species, or social setting. If the snoot is near, the hand shall boop.

Symptoms include:
– Sudden hand extension upon sight of a snoot
– Quiet utterances of “boop” during or after contact
– Emotional satisfaction when the nose is cold
– Willingness to endure side-eyes from pets who are not in the mood
“I walked into the room and saw Milo’s little nose peeking out from under the blanket… the Boopsida took over.”
Boopsida by Boopqueen July 23, 2025