1 definition by Bonnie McGuire
A pale, feeble person that has no hope of accomplishing any dream because his father takes away any opportunity to spoil the family dog.
Richard isn't going to college because his father spent his college fund on a European backpacking trip with Fluffy. The admissions office of Harvard offered Richard a full ride if he could get the Dean a bowl of cereal, but the eight layers of Mini Wheats proved to be too much of a challenge. Poor guy is such a RAM.
by Bonnie McGuire March 30, 2009