Definitions by Bon Jabb

pwned

pwned:v,past-tense;
After the rise of the term "owned" amungst multiplayer-gaming communitees the subsequent "pwned" was coined within prevelant multiplayer circles. The term is to bestow a level of dishonor upon its victim suggesting that the loser was owned in such a way that "it skipped the o and went straight to the p!!" However the existence of further slanders such as "qwned" and "rwned" are purely fictional.

past-tense:
"we pwn all u noobs!!1"counterstrike 4/1/2006

present-tense:
"Maybe today I'll pwn enough noobs to raise my rank in the server from 3 to 1"-'I hate yuo myg0t (pwned)' @www.worldspace.nu/flash/pwned.html

pwned by Bon Jabb April 24, 2006

Midge

n: The word Midge is derived from midget. This slander is to indicate that the person bestowed the title (1) is of short stature and
(2) is weak or helpless
(3) possibly an individual who is a disturbance, hinderance or enjoys complaining.
The Midge may also be very adept at manipulations.

The classic Midge may be characterized by Margaret from "Dennis the Menace"

"My little sister is a real midge. She's always whining for help..."

"That kid that kept crying was being a %#@*ing midge!"

Midge by Bon Jabb April 24, 2006