Her first date went so well she posted a Facebook status declaring she'd found the one, only to have him immediately ghost her.
"She suffered from premature ehappylation."
"She suffered from premature ehappylation."
by Bombastic Steel December 04, 2023
"The first date went so well, she went and told all her friends she'd found the one, only for him to ghost her immediately."
"She suffered from premature ehappylation."
"She suffered from premature ehappylation."
by Bombastic Steel December 04, 2023
You swipe right. This person looks pretty appealing. You eventually agree to meet in person and to your tickling delight, this person looks exactly how they did online! The conversation is engaging and she even enjoys star wars, hiking and gaming conventions!
2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.
She's comfortable.
She's established a nest.
She's showing her true colours.
She delayed catfished you.
2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.
She's comfortable.
She's established a nest.
She's showing her true colours.
She delayed catfished you.
"Mate everything was going well until a few months into the relationship. She's not into hiking at all and has really let herself go. I think this is who she really is!"
"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."
"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."
by Bombastic Steel January 18, 2023