Calcuflating

The act of using the electricity from solar powered calculators to inflate a rat corpse until explosion. Then proceeding to do snow angels in the remains.
yo, it hasn’t snowed in a while and i wanna make some snow angels, want to go calcuflating?
by Bolivian Ken Jennings December 04, 2024
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Canteenting

The act of storing anteater semen inside of a canteen and proceeding to suck it out using a straw connected to your asshole. Then proceeding to illegally gamble on Kazakhstani wheelchair bocce.
Yo, its been a long ass week, you wanna go Canteenting tn?
by Bolivian Ken Jennings December 04, 2024
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Hoque’ing

When one is extremely desperate for a specific girl and they convince their friend to cosplay said girl and administer head to them.
hey, i really like this girl and i wanna do some hoque’ing, can you help?
by Bolivian Ken Jennings December 06, 2024
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