Bolivian Ken Jennings's definitions

Canteenting

The act of storing anteater semen inside of a canteen and proceeding to suck it out using a straw connected to your asshole. Then proceeding to illegally gamble on Kazakhstani wheelchair bocce.

Yo, its been a long ass week, you wanna go Canteenting tn?

by Bolivian Ken Jennings December 4, 2024

Calcuflating

The act of using the electricity from solar powered calculators to inflate a rat corpse until explosion. Then proceeding to do snow angels in the remains.

yo, it hasn’t snowed in a while and i wanna make some snow angels, want to go calcuflating?

by Bolivian Ken Jennings December 4, 2024

Hoque’ing

When one is extremely desperate for a specific girl and they convince their friend to cosplay said girl and administer head to them.

hey, i really like this girl and i wanna do some hoque’ing, can you help?

by Bolivian Ken Jennings December 6, 2024