2 definitions by Bobsya Unkle

Junk that you can't give away so the seller gets stuck with it.

Products may or may not actually exist but more often then not only in spam..
That ramswell retailer is selling vaporjunk!
by Bobsya Unkle September 2, 2006
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The state of having an utterly overwhelming level of self importance whilst at the same time being a complete lowlife.

The act of creating the illusion of being generous whilst at the same time ripping someone else off.
Old man: You swindled me out of my pension!
Swindler: I'm donating it too charity!!!
Charity: Oh, the Springle Element at work...
by Bobsya Unkle September 2, 2006
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