Definitions by Bobby noxville

vapoony 

When a female has a strange feeling that they are going to shit out of there vagina

After getting izwonked Shannon went to use the restroom notcing it was only a floop. After standing up she felt a vapoony

vapoony by bobby noxville July 26, 2010

izwonk 

When a male slaps his penis across a persons forehead

Girl sobbing- " I have faced the worst possible form of abuse."
Girls friend- " What happened?"
Girl sobbing- " My boyfriend izwonked me."
Girls friend- " OH NO!"

izwonk by Bobby noxville March 23, 2010

floop 

When you go to drop a boul movement (take a shit) and only a fart comes out

DAMNIT
What?
I flooped
What the hell is that?
I went to shit and it was a false alarm
What?
I only farted

floop by Bobby noxville March 22, 2010