3 definitions by Bobby noxville

izwonk

When a male slaps his penis across a persons forehead

Girl sobbing- " I have faced the worst possible form of abuse."
Girls friend- " What happened?"
Girl sobbing- " My boyfriend izwonked me."
Girls friend- " OH NO!"

by Bobby noxville March 24, 2010

vapoony

When a female has a strange feeling that they are going to shit out of there vagina

After getting izwonked Shannon went to use the restroom notcing it was only a floop. After standing up she felt a vapoony

by Bobby noxville July 26, 2010

floop

When you go to drop a boul movement (take a shit) and only a fart comes out

DAMNIT
What?
I flooped
What the hell is that?
I went to shit and it was a false alarm
What?
I only farted

by Bobby noxville March 23, 2010