2 definition by Bobby E

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Stroking your dick while looking at pictures of Jessica Alba in order to release your baby batter
I was jacking off to the porno of Jessica Alba
by Bobby E July 04, 2007

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A person who works at dominos and did not go to college, or went to community college
The pizza guy at dominos is retarded
by Bobby E June 23, 2007

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