BobFromAccounting's definitions

pit viper

A creature, well known for sudden unprovoked violent outbursts accompanied with death glares and flying spit, that your ex-girlfriend turned into shortly after starting a cycle of mild steroids during the peak of her OCD CrossFit lifestyle.

The last words I spoke before the pit viper emerged were, "I really like Boston Market."

by BobFromAccounting November 29, 2012