An Aariya is someone who ADORES cheese, and will sell out an entire
country in pursuit of this delectable good.
Never trust an Aariya... unless you have cheese on you!
'So.. you'
re an Aariya huh?'
'yeah?'
'Think you can tell us the locations of your country's secret
money stash?'
'Hell naw, I'm loyal and true'
'Pity, I guess this
high-quality cheese factory will just have to be discontinued...'
'Wait, damn it, I'll tell you, just give me the factory'
