An Aariya is someone who ADORES cheese, and
will sell out an entire country in pursuit of this delectable good.
Never trust an Aariya... unless you have cheese on you!
'So.. you're an Aariya huh?'
'
yeah?'
'Think you can tell us the locations of your country's secret
money stash?'
'Hell naw, I'm loyal and true'
'Pity, I guess this high-quality cheese factory
will just have to be discontinued...'
'Wait, damn it, I'll tell you, just give me the factory'