Bob the dog 's definitions

Payton

Payton is a blonde girl that is very anxious and enjoys sports. She will most likely like boys with the name P or L. She is very awkward but is fuckin beautiful and doesn’t know it.

“Fuck man Payton is hot as shit but she doesn’t think she is.”

“Payton sucked my dick last night and it was Da bomb”

by Bob the dog May 9, 2018

nut needles

The short stubbly pubes leftover when a man decides after a week it's no longer a good idea to shave his balls.

"We can't do it right now. Your nut needles keep stabbing my ass."

by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005

shitstain

One resembling skidmarks upon the undershorts of life.

Osama, you are such a shitstain.

by Bob the Dog April 16, 2006

spsgc

An acronym that stands for "sleepy-boo protection squad gc"
A Twitter groupchat responsible for shenanigans such as #DreamsSwollenBalls, guessing eachothers scents, and analyzing lookalike c0rn together.

"Spsgc is so gay /neg"

"Dude, did you see #DreamsSwollenBalls on the tl?"
"Yeah, It must've been that spsgc again!"

by Bob the dog November 1, 2021

John Kerry

Anyone acting in a wishy washy, indecisive manner.

Quit bein' a John Kerry and pick a friggin' drink, willya?

by Bob the Dog April 16, 2006

shit sammich

Esophogeal emanations from oral orifice which cause victims to think a person has recently consumed a sandwich filled with feces: A person whose breath smells so bad it is as though they ate a shit sammich for lunch.

"YO! Shit sammich, go brush your friggin teeth!"

by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005

bitchfacewhoredog

The words uttered by anyone who has just slammed their thumb/finger with a hammer. Can also be used as a derogatory term when speaker is stumped for a suitable comeback.

"Is your dick really that small?"
"Screw you, bitchfacewhoredog!"

by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005