Bob the cafe guy's definitions

Elesha

She's insecure yet confident, sad yet cheerful, loud yet quiet, depressed yet overjoyed, nervous yet proud, arrogant yet peaceful, shapely yet not, an hourglass figure yet there are only a few minutes at the bottom.

Friend:" If I was Elesha I would be offended."
Bob the cafe guy: "Why would you be offended?"
Friend:"Because she always is."
Bob the cafe guy: "Interesting, glad I'm informed. Enjoy your coffee." (Walks away with a confused look)

by Bob the cafe guy July 2, 2019