Bob Packenwood's definitions

roswell

A over-commercialized incident involving UFO's allegedly occured here in 1947.
Now a Mecca of t-shirt and sticker shops every July. There is even a UFO themed McDonalds (tm) here.

Look at those lights ahead..nope, it's the new McDonalds (tm)

by Bob Packenwood August 26, 2005