Bob Newby's definitions

jizzy pillow

the act of jizzing on a friends/enemies pillow for a light-hearted practical joke

"oh no!jizzy pillow you buggers"

"man i just jizzed all over calum's pillow,poor bugger"

Later on upon discovering his jizzy pillow:
"oh you buggers!who jizzed on my pillow!?" que gentle laughing in the background

by Bob Newby November 28, 2007

bezzin

bezzin is a lunch/breakfast/dinner grafter's special recommended highly by papa t.consisting of bacon sausage etc

"get yourself down to craven bakery to get a bezzin and tell em papa t sent ya te te te...."

by Bob Newby November 28, 2007