Bob Jobs's definitions

Gripzs

Objects that tend to disappear easily. Often debates break out on who has the best Gripzs. The "zs" ending is not a type o, it in fact contributes to the pronunciation. (Gruh-ip-thz) Typically spoken in a lisp like tone.

"Have you seen my gripzs? They seem to have disapoof"

by Bob Jobs March 31, 2010

Morse Goal

Any goal in any sport that is not deserving of a goal. Typically requires little to no skill and involves a substantial amount of luck. Morse Goals often infuriate those who have been scored upon and possess skill. Apply to sports video games such as Fifa 10, NHL 09, and NHL 10 as well as real life sports.

X "Oh my god that goal I scored was dank"
Y "That was a Morse Goal and you know it."

X "Did you see Wayne Rooney score that Morse Goal?"
Y "That sir is a paradox, Wayne Rooney is a soccer god."

by Bob Jobs May 17, 2010