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townie 

In America: A person who lives in town (as opposed to the suburbs or a ghetto on the outskirts of town) Usually it is used in a derogatory manner, but sometimes it is purely descriptive.

person 1: Where does Jerry live?
Person 2: Oh, he's a townie.

townie by Bob Dole Bob Dole March 6, 2008

gargage 

1. A typo.

2. The amount something is gargled. (also garglage)

Oops. I tried to type garbage, but I instead typed gargage.

Damn, that's some serious gargage.

gargage by Bob Dole Bob Dole February 11, 2008