Definitions by Bob Dillard.

Banastard 

noun; An asshole of a banana, i.e. if the Bananas in Pajamas decided to go out and beat up hookers.

Jim, a typical banana: "Don't eat my sushi!"
Bob, a tangerine: "C'mon! Don't be such a banastard!"

Banastard by Bob Dillard. March 4, 2011