Bob Champlin's definitions

float trip

A term used by the plantation owners of Missouri to describe the event of floating down river in floaties while drinking alcohol. The common resident of St. Louis believes that everyone else knows what this terms means. This leads to a frustrating conversion in which the person who is not from Missouri calls the plantation owner a drunken confederate bigot.

Jason, in a real city like Chicago we don't go on float trips.

by Bob Champlin October 7, 2010